THE MEN’S THESAURUS (men don’t always say what they mean) – excerpts:
When a man says “UH HUH, SURE HONEY,” or “YES, DEAR”
He means: Absolutely nothing – It’s a conditioned response.
When a man says ’’IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
He means: “I have no idea how it works”
When a man says “TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD’’
He means: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner”
When a man says “YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”
He means: ” I can remember the last five Superbowl, NBA, World Series and the License plates of every car I ever owned – but I forgot your birthday”
When a man says ’I CAN’T FIND IT.’’
He means: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hand, so I’m completely clueless”
When a man says “I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.’’
He means: “No one will ever see us alive again.”
THE WOMEN’S THESAURUS
When a woman says: “IT’S A GIRL THING”
She means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with this, and you have no chance at all of making it logical”
When a woman says, “DOES THIS OUTFIT MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
She means, “This is is trick question! You better answer no or you’ll be on the couch for a month!”
When a woman says, I HAVE PMS
She means, “I have Pissed At Men Syndrome”
When a woman says, “NOTHING’S WRONG.
She means, “Everything’s Wrong! I’m very mad!
When a woman says, “SURE, GO AHEAD, HONEY’
She means, “I dare you!”
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